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L'il Kernels of Insight Artist, writer and sometimes amazingly odd political pundit comments and spews... it's Brian Lewandowski. He's like the pulse of the nation... well at least when it naps. Make sure to buy his latest book too! Brain Dead Like a Bush I wanted to write a scathing diatribe of the President's performance last night in the 2nd Debate. I wanted to point out the stupidity of a man who thought he was debating Ted Kennedy (he referred to Kerry as that... VP Debate Diatribe All through the debate last night, the only thing I could think was: "Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.... You Can Checkout Any Time You Like... Dear Renaissance Hotels: Just this past weekend, I had the pleasure of staying in your Fort Lauderdale, FL location. The beds were comfy, the views marvelous and the porn options on the television were sufficient. The staff was courteous and... Homework For You! Well I am off to the Hurricane State for a few days. I am going to stand in Jeb Bush's office and lick my nipples until he promises to let everyone vote. In the meantime, I have a homework assignment... Hmong Softener I think you are definitely getting old when you have stool softener in your medicine cabinet. I considered using it today. I feared I was constipated but my main physician decided he would want to see me first, just in... Only 35 Shopping Days Left! I don't often endorse an online store... but I endorse http://www.wmustgo.com because... well it's mine. Get all you election stuff now. New Items Daily!... Helpful Household Hints for the Heavily Armed It's been a week now since we got our AK-47s back. It was so nice of the current administration to kindly forget to renew that part of the gun bill. As you well know we do need to behave responsibly...... Lesbians in Every Pot! Admittedly, it is easier for George W. Bush to win this coming election because he has a well-funded machine of clever message makers and political pundits. The Republicans have been building this for years and it is a crack adaptive... Someone's Ringing the Bell... I am not so sure small town life is agreeing with me. Too many people are stopping over and ringing the doorbell... just to bring us newspapers or to say hello or to have us sign a petition. People left... 1 Fish, 2 Fish, Red Fish, Dead Fish Our family goldfish named Lucille died today. She was two years old (4,986 in goldfish years) and hadn't really been doing too well. Allie (who is 6 and 12,342 in goldfish years) woke us up this morning to say "I... Newsfeed display by CaRP