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Threat-Advisory.com Spread The Fear! For Sale By Owner Yeah, the joke has worn pretty thin by now. Let's face it. Homeland Security is a farce. The Feng Shui of terror is useless and not all that decorative. And judging from the paucity of new entries herein, it's tough for even yours truly to keep the ... Chromonotonous That's how we at Threat-Advisory.com see the current state of affairs. Yes, we know that the Feng Shui of TerrorSM hung at the inexplicably cheerful Yellow hue for months on end, but the Elevated level is a lot like high blood pressure. Maybe it's dangerous, but you don't really ... Orange you terrified? ThreatMan here once again to point out the change in the Feng Shui of TerrorSM. Yes, as the Xmas holiday approaches, Our Friend Tom has added just a bit of Red to our long-standing Yellow and turned the Chroma of Chaos to Orange. And over on cnn.com, Friend Tom ... Ratcheting up The Fear Seen the papers lately? Watched any TV? Looks like The Fear isn't spreading enough merely through the Feng Shui of Terror, so the propoganda machine is moving to alternative avenues of incitement. Vague threats attributed to Al Qaida weren't enough, apparently, so now there is the spectre of weaponry ... The New and Improved ThreatTray The Threat-Advisory.com programming staff have spared no expense to update ThreatTray. ThreatTray now uses the DHS's own XML service to obtain the current Threat Level. Polling is enhanced. You can choose to update hourly, or at 3, 6 or 12-hour intervals, or only at startup, or only ... Do you use HamWeather? HamWeather is a nice package for putting weather forecasts in your web pages. Now, in addition to storm warnings and snow advisories, you can Spread The FearSM with the U.S. Threat Advisory Plug-in. It's free and it's fun! Tools for your website More ways to Spread The FearSM! CGI Expo offers this CGI module to retrieve the Threat Level. A nifty little package, not unlike some of the in-house tooling here at Threat-Advisory.com. It's worth looking at just for the nicely designed set of Threat Level graphics supplied. DHS does something right Gotta love Google! While spelunking for references to the Homeland Security Advisory System, we ran into Jon Roig's blog and discovered that DHS is doing their own XML advisory. Try it out at http://www.dhs.gov/dhspublic/getAdvisoryCondition. There is also http://www.dhs.gov/dhspublic/getAdvisoryImage, which redirects to a GIF strikingly similar to the one ... Seems the DHS snuck one in on us ThreatTray users have probably noticed that their tray icon is correctly colored once again. Looks like Tom's buddies cleaned up their meta tag. Meanwhile, your Threat Information Team here at Threat-Advisory.com has located some additional tooling for your paranoiac pleasure. Please see the posts in the Keeping Apprised category. ... With broom in hand OK, campers, the award-avoiding motif of Threat-Advisory.com is once again in syncronization with the actual Terrorist Threat Level, as reported by our Federal Department of Homeland Security. It's a shame that we have to scrape a web page just for one word, but that's government for you. And ... Newsfeed display by CaRP